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// Wir packen alles in ein 100% isoliertes "CatIQ_V2" Objekt. // Es gibt keine Variablen mehr, die mit anderen Quizzen kollidieren können. window.CatIQ_V2 = { scoreList: [], currentIdx: 0, data: { questions: [ { cat: "Door Logic", q: "A door is slightly open. Your cat wants to go inside. What does your cat do?", a: [ {t: "Looks at the space and smoothly slides through.", iq: 20}, {t: "Sticks one paw in and pulls the door until it opens.", iq: 10}, {t: "Tries to walk through, hits their head, and gets stuck.", iq: -5}, {t: "Sits in front of the open gap and cries loud.", iq: -15} ]}, { cat: "Gravity Testing", q: "There is a full glass of water on the table. Your cat sees it...", a: [ {t: "Looks you deep in the eyes and slowly pushes it off the table.", iq: 25}, {t: "Dips their paw in the water and licks it off.", iq: 15}, {t: "Ignores it. They only drink from their expensive water fountain.", iq: 0}, {t: "Tries to drink from the glass, gets stuck, and panics.", iq: -10} ]}, { cat: "Memory Focus", q: "A toy mouse rolls under the sofa. What happens next?", a: [ {t: "Runs to the other side of the sofa and waits for it to come out.", iq: 25}, {t: "Digs under the sofa with one paw for 10 minutes.", iq: 10}, {t: "Looks at you and screams until you get it for them.", iq: 5}, {t: "Forgets the toy exists and goes to sleep.", iq: -20} ]}, { cat: "Survival Skills", q: "You just filled the food bowl, but there is a tiny hole in the middle where they can see the bottom.", a: [ {t: "Uses a paw to push food from the edge into the middle.", iq: 20}, {t: "Just eats the food. Food is food.", iq: 10}, {t: "Eats the fresh food on top, ignores the old food.", iq: 0}, {t: "Screams! The bowl is empty! They are starving!", iq: -15} ]}, { cat: "Danger Detection", q: "You take out the transport box because it's time for the vet. Your cat...", a: [ {t: "Knew it 10 minutes ago and is already hiding under the bed.", iq: 25}, {t: "Acts normal but fights like a tiger when you try to pick them up.", iq: 10}, {t: "Smells the box and lets you push them inside easily.", iq: -5}, {t: "Actually goes inside the box to sleep.", iq: -20} ]}, { cat: "Hunting Strategy", q: "You turn on the red laser pointer. How does your cat react?", a: [ {t: "Looks at the laser, then looks at your hand. They know it's a trick.", iq: 25}, {t: "Hides behind a corner and attacks it like a real ninja.", iq: 15}, {t: "Chases it for 5 seconds and then gets bored.", iq: 5}, {t: "Runs head-first into the wall trying to catch the red dot.", iq: -15} ]}, { cat: "Comfort Choice", q: "You buy a super expensive, soft cat bed for $100. Where does your cat sleep?", a: [ {t: "Inside the cheap cardboard box it came in.", iq: 20}, {t: "Right on your laptop keyboard while you try to work.", iq: 15}, {t: "Actually inside the expensive bed. (Are you sure it's a cat?)", iq: 0}, {t: "On a single piece of cold paper on the floor.", iq: -10} ]}, { cat: "Night Operations", q: "It is 3:00 AM and everyone is sleeping. What is your cat doing?", a: [ {t: "Quietly walking around, planning their next move.", iq: 20}, {t: "Knocking exactly one loud thing off the shelf.", iq: 15}, {t: "Singing the song of their people loudly to a blank wall.", iq: -5}, {t: "Sprinting through the house like they are chased by ghosts.", iq: -15} ]} ], results: [ { max: 60, title: "Single Brain Cell 🟠", desc: "Fascinating. Your cat defies logic. They possess zero problem-solving skills and rely entirely on being cute to survive. A true statistical anomaly." }, { max: 110, title: "Average Cat Unit 🐾", desc: "Perfectly normal. Your cat understands basic physics (gravity works when pushing glasses) but fails at complex geometry (doors). Powered by naps." }, { max: 160, title: "Calculated Boss 🧠", desc: "Highly intelligent. They understand cause and effect perfectly. They aren't failing tasks, they are just refusing to participate unless treats are involved." }, { max: 999, title: "Cat Mastermind 👑", desc: "Terrifyingly brilliant. Your cat understands geometry, physics, and human psychological manipulation. Do not leave them alone with your credit card." } ] }, shuffle: function(array) { let currentIndex = array.length, randomIndex; while (currentIndex != 0) { randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * currentIndex); currentIndex--; [array[currentIndex], array[randomIndex]] = [array[randomIndex], array[currentIndex]]; } return array; }, start: function() { this.scoreList = []; this.currentIdx = 0; document.getElementById('ciq-intro').classList.add('ciq-hidden'); document.getElementById('ciq-result').classList.add('ciq-hidden'); document.getElementById('ciq-quiz').classList.remove('ciq-hidden'); this.render(); }, render: function() { const q = this.data.questions[this.currentIdx]; document.getElementById('ciq-q-category').innerText = "Testing: " + q.cat; document.getElementById('ciq-q-text').innerText = q.q; const progress = (this.currentIdx / this.data.questions.length) * 100; document.getElementById('ciq-progress-bar').style.width = `${progress}%`; const box = document.getElementById('ciq-options'); box.innerHTML = ''; let mixedAnswers = [...q.a]; mixedAnswers = this.shuffle(mixedAnswers); mixedAnswers.forEach(a => { const b = document.createElement('div'); b.className = 'ciq-ans-btn'; b.innerHTML = `🐾 ${a.t}`; // Das 'this' Problem umgehen const self = this; b.onclick = function() { self.scoreList.push(a.iq); if(++self.currentIdx < self.data.questions.length) { self.render(); } else { self.finish(); } }; box.appendChild(b); }); }, finish: function() { document.getElementById('ciq-quiz').classList.add('ciq-hidden'); let rawScore = this.scoreList.reduce((a, b) => a + b, 0); let randomChaos = Math.floor(Math.random() * 15) - 7; let finalIQ = 65 + rawScore + randomChaos; if(finalIQ < 10) finalIQ = 10; if(finalIQ > 210) finalIQ = 210; let res = this.data.results.find(r => finalIQ <= r.max); if(!res) res = this.data.results[this.data.results.length - 1]; this.animateValue("ciq-final-score", 0, finalIQ, 1500); document.getElementById('ciq-result-title').innerText = res.title; document.getElementById('ciq-result-desc').innerText = res.desc; document.getElementById('ciq-result').classList.remove('ciq-hidden'); document.getElementById('ciq-progress-bar').style.width = '100%'; }, animateValue: function(id, start, end, duration) { let startTimestamp = null; const step = (timestamp) => { if (!startTimestamp) startTimestamp = timestamp; const progress = Math.min((timestamp - startTimestamp) / duration, 1); const easeOutQuart = 1 - Math.pow(1 - progress, 4); document.getElementById(id).innerHTML = Math.floor(easeOutQuart * (end - start) + start); if (progress < 1) window.requestAnimationFrame(step); }; window.requestAnimationFrame(step); }, getShareText: function() { const iq = document.getElementById('ciq-final-score').innerText; const title = document.getElementById('ciq-result-title').innerText; return `🧠 I just tested my cat's logic and behavior.\n\nDiagnosis: IQ ${iq} - ${title} 🐈\n\nIs your cat a mastermind or just an idiot? 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const musicData = { taylor: { name: "Taylor Swift", desc: "Dramatic, highly emotional, and writes sad songs in her head whenever the food bowl is only half full. Holds grudges forever." }, snoop: { name: "Snoop Dogg", desc: "Chill, relaxed, and loves catnip a little too much. Can mostly be found sleeping on the warmest spot in the house." }, mozart: { name: "W.A. Mozart", desc: "A classical genius. Highly sophisticated, demands premium wet food, and looks at you with absolute disdain if you misbehave." }, mercury: { name: "Freddie Mercury", desc: "A true showman! 'I want to break free!' is their motto every time a door is closed. Extremely loud and theatrical." }, adele: { name: "Adele", desc: "Sings absolute heartbreak ballads at 3 AM from the hallway. Very emotional and demands your constant comfort." }, eminem: { name: "Eminem", desc: "Aggressive playstyle. Raps (hisses) at incredible speed and spits hairballs like he's dropping hot bars." }, billie: { name: "Billie Eilish", desc: "Whispers, hides under the bed, moody but brilliant. Has a unique, slightly spooky aesthetic." }, elvis: { name: "Elvis Presley", desc: "The King. Swaggers around the house, wiggles his tail, and loves being the center of attention." }, beyonce: { name: "Beyoncé", desc: "Flawless. Runs the world (the house) and demands absolute worship from all human staff members." }, ed: { name: "Ed Sheeran", desc: "Sweet, acoustic (purrs a lot), and just wants to cuddle on the couch. A universally loved ginger-vibe." }, gaga: { name: "Lady Gaga", desc: "Highly eccentric. Wears weird outfits (gets stuck in plastic bags) and does completely unpredictable things." }, kurt: { name: "Kurt Cobain", desc: "Pure Grunge. Messy hair, destroys furniture for fun, and has a strong anti-vet (anti-establishment) attitude." }, beethoven: { name: "Beethoven", desc: "Deaf to your commands. Moody, intense, and dramatically paces around the room when hungry." }, rihanna: { name: "Rihanna", desc: "Unapologetic. Knocks your expensive glasses off the table while maintaining eye contact. Doesn't care at all." }, mj: { name: "Michael Jackson", desc: "Moonwalks away from the vacuum cleaner. A smooth criminal who constantly steals your socks." }, celine: { name: "Celine Dion", desc: "Hits the absolute highest, most dramatic notes the second they hear the sound of a wet food can opening." }, mariah: { name: "Mariah Carey", desc: "The ultimate Diva. Refuses to walk on cold floors and gives the dog the 'I don't know her' look." }, marley: { name: "Bob Marley", desc: "Peace, love, and good vibes. Spends 90% of the day lying peacefully in a sunbeam." }, elton: { name: "Elton John", desc: "Flamboyant and loves playing the piano (walking all over your laptop keyboard while you work)." }, bowie: { name: "David Bowie", desc: "A literal alien. Probably has different colored eyes, acts weird, but is absolutely mesmerizing." } }; const musicQuestions = [ { q: "The food bowl is only half full. How does your cat react?", a: [ {t: "Sings a loud, tragic heartbreak ballad", l:["adele", "celine", "taylor"]}, {t: "Knocks it over. Disrespectful.", l:["rihanna", "kurt", "eminem"]}, {t: "Looks at me with elitist disappointment", l:["mozart", "beyonce", "mariah"]}, {t: "Doesn't care, goes back to sleep", l:["snoop", "marley", "ed"]} ]}, { q: "What is your artist's favorite hobby?", a: [ {t: "Catnip & Chilling in a sunbeam", l:["snoop", "marley", "billie"]}, {t: "Dramatic zooming and screaming", l:["mercury", "gaga", "elton"]}, {t: "Walking over my laptop keyboard", l:["elton", "mozart", "beethoven"]}, {t: "Stealing my socks smoothly", l:["mj", "elvis", "rihanna"]} ]}, { q: "The Vacuum Cleaner turns on. Their reaction?", a: [ {t: "Moonwalks out of the room immediately", l:["mj", "elvis", "ed"]}, {t: "Hides under the bed and whispers", l:["billie", "kurt", "taylor"]}, {t: "Stands their ground and hisses", l:["eminem", "rihanna", "beethoven"]}, {t: "Demands the staff turns it off", l:["beyonce", "mariah", "mozart"]} ]}, { q: "How does your cat communicate with you?", a: [ {t: "A loud, theatrical 3 AM solo concert", l:["mercury", "celine", "adele"]}, {t: "Soft acoustic purring and headbutts", l:["ed", "marley", "elvis"]}, {t: "Silent, judgmental staring", l:["billie", "beethoven", "snoop"]}, {t: "Constant demanding diva-meows", l:["mariah", "beyonce", "gaga"]} ]}, { q: "A door in the house is closed. What happens?", a: [ {t: "Sings 'I Want To Break Free' loudly", l:["mercury", "elton", "gaga"]}, {t: "Destroys the carpet in front of it", l:["kurt", "eminem", "rihanna"]}, {t: "Writes a sad mental song about rejection", l:["taylor", "adele", "celine"]}, {t: "Doesn't care, takes a nap", l:["snoop", "marley", "ed"]} ]}, { q: "If your cat had a signature 'Look', what would it be?", a: [ {t: "Flawless, perfectly groomed coat", l:["beyonce", "mariah", "mozart"]}, {t: "Messy hair, grunge vibe", l:["kurt", "ed", "beethoven"]}, {t: "Weird but iconic (e.g. stuck in a bag)", l:["gaga", "bowie", "elton"]}, {t: "Smooth, slick, and mysterious", l:["mj", "snoop", "billie"]} ]} ]; let mCurrentQ = 0; let mScores = {}; function mShow(id) { document.querySelectorAll('.m-screen').forEach(s => s.classList.add('m-hidden')); document.getElementById(id).classList.remove('m-hidden'); } function startMusicQuiz() { mCurrentQ = 0; mScores = {}; mRenderQuestion(); mShow('m-screen-quiz'); } function mRenderQuestion() { const q = musicQuestions[mCurrentQ]; document.getElementById('m-q-title').innerText = q.q; document.getElementById('m-progress-fill').style.width = ((mCurrentQ / musicQuestions.length) * 100) + '%'; const cont = document.getElementById('m-q-answers'); cont.innerHTML = ''; q.a.forEach(ans => { const btn = document.createElement('button'); btn.className = "m-answer-btn w-full text-left p-5 rounded-2xl text-white font-medium transition-all transform active:scale-95"; btn.innerText = ans.t; btn.onclick = () => { ans.l.forEach(l => mScores[l] = (mScores[l] || 0) + 1); if(mCurrentQ < musicQuestions.length - 1) { mCurrentQ++; mRenderQuestion(); } else { mShowResult(); } }; cont.appendChild(btn); }); } function mShowResult() { mShow('m-screen-loading'); setTimeout(() => { let winner = Object.keys(mScores).reduce((a, b) => mScores[a] > mScores[b] ? a : b) || "snoop"; document.getElementById('m-res-name').innerText = musicData[winner].name; document.getElementById('m-res-desc').innerText = musicData[winner].desc; mShow('m-screen-result'); }, 2500); } function resetMusicQuiz() { mShow('m-screen-hero'); } // Ensure the first screen is visible on load document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", () => { mShow('m-screen-hero'); });

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/* --- NAVIGATION --- */ function showQuiz(type) { document.getElementById('hub-view').classList.add('hidden'); document.getElementById('quiz-' + type + '-view').classList.remove('hidden'); } function backToHub() { document.getElementById('hub-view').classList.remove('hidden'); document.getElementById('quiz-music-view').classList.add('hidden'); document.getElementById('quiz-leader-view').classList.add('hidden'); } /* --- MUSIC DATA (Full 20) --- */ const mData = { taylor: { name: "Taylor Swift", desc: "Dramatic, emotional, and holds grudges forever." }, snoop: { name: "Snoop Dogg", desc: "Chill, relaxed, and loves catnip a little too much." }, mozart: { name: "W.A. Mozart", desc: "Sophisticated, demands premium food, looks at you with disdain." }, mercury: { name: "Freddie Mercury", desc: "A true showman! Extremely loud and theatrical." }, adele: { name: "Adele", desc: "Sings heartbreak ballads at 3 AM. Needs constant comfort." }, eminem: { name: "Eminem", desc: "Aggressive playstyle. Raps (hisses) at incredible speed." }, billie: { name: "Billie Eilish", desc: "Moody but brilliant. Has a unique, spooky aesthetic." }, elvis: { name: "Elvis Presley", desc: "The King. Swaggers around and loves the attention." }, beyonce: { name: "Beyoncé", desc: "Flawless. Runs the house and demands absolute worship." }, ed: { name: "Ed Sheeran", desc: "Sweet, purrs a lot, and just wants to cuddle." }, gaga: { name: "Lady Gaga", desc: "Highly eccentric. Does completely unpredictable things." }, kurt: { name: "Kurt Cobain", desc: "Pure Grunge. Destroys furniture for fun." }, beethoven: { name: "Beethoven", desc: "Deaf to commands. Moody and intense." }, rihanna: { name: "Rihanna", desc: "Unapologetic. Knocks glasses off while making eye contact." }, mj: { name: "Michael Jackson", desc: "Smooth criminal who constantly steals your socks." }, celine: { name: "Celine Dion", desc: "Dramatic notes the second the food can opens." }, mariah: { name: "Mariah Carey", desc: "The ultimate Diva. Refuses to walk on cold floors." }, marley: { name: "Bob Marley", desc: "Peace, love, and sunshine. Very chill." }, elton: { name: "Elton John", desc: "Flamboyant. Loves walking on your keyboard." }, bowie: { name: "David Bowie", desc: "A literal alien. Acts weird, but mesmerizing." } }; const mQuestions = [ { q: "Food bowl is half full. Reaction?", a: [{t:"Sings tragic ballad", l:["adele", "celine", "taylor"]}, {t:"Knocks it over", l:["rihanna", "kurt", "eminem"]}, {t:"Disappointment", l:["mozart", "beyonce", "mariah"]}, {t:"Goes to sleep", l:["snoop", "marley", "ed"]}] }, { q: "Favorite hobby?", a: [{t:"Chilling", l:["snoop", "marley", "billie"]}, {t:"Zoomies", l:["mercury", "gaga", "elton"]}, {t:"Keyboard walk", l:["elton", "mozart", "beethoven"]}, {t:"Stealing socks", l:["mj", "elvis", "rihanna"]}] } ]; /* --- LEADER DATA (Full 20) --- */ const lData = { obama: { name: "Barack Obama", desc: "Charismatic, cool, and always 5 steps ahead." }, trump: { name: "Donald Trump", desc: "Loud, proud, and hungry! Runs the house like an empire." }, lincoln: { name: "Abraham Lincoln", desc: "Honest and wise. Carries quiet authority." }, putin: { name: "Vladimir Putin", desc: "Master of shadows. Disciplined and strategic." }, merkel: { name: "Angela Merkel", desc: "Calm and efficient crisis manager." }, biden: { name: "Joe Biden", desc: "Friendly, slightly chaotic, wants a nap." }, thatcher: { name: "Margaret Thatcher", desc: "The Iron Lady. Demands treats, zero nonsense." }, johnson: { name: "Boris Johnson", desc: "Messy hair, party vibes, leaves chaos behind." }, trudeau: { name: "Justin Trudeau", desc: "Charming heartthrob. Gets away with everything." }, macron: { name: "Emmanuel Macron", desc: "Intellectual elite. Judges your cheap kibble." }, napoleon: { name: "Napoleon", desc: "Small stature, massive ego. Plotting yard expansion." }, gandhi: { name: "Mahatma Gandhi", desc: "Peaceful soul. Non-violent resistance." }, churchill: { name: "Winston Churchill", desc: "Will fight for the last piece of chicken." }, fdr: { name: "F.D. Roosevelt", desc: "Resilient visionary. Always wants a 'New Deal'." }, kennedy: { name: "JFK", desc: "Youthful and energetic. Zooming to the moon." }, castro: { name: "Fidel Castro", desc: "Revolutionary. Has occupied your bed." }, meir: { name: "Golda Meir", desc: "Strong matriarch. Keeps the household safe." }, modi: { name: "Narendra Modi", desc: "Powerful. Loves being the center of attention." }, kim: { name: "Kim Jong Un", desc: "Supreme leader. Laser pointer = weapon." }, washington: { name: "George Washington", desc: "Stoic legend. Would never tell a lie." } }; const lQuestions = [ { q: "Official Campaign Slogan?", a: [{t:"Make Bowl Full Again", l:["trump", "kim", "johnson"]}, {t:"Yes We Can", l:["obama", "biden", "trudeau"]}, {t:"No Vacuums", l:["lincoln", "washington"]}, {t:"More Tuna", l:["putin", "thatcher", "napoleon"]}] }, { q: "Strange cat at the window?", a: [{t:"Growling", l:["trump", "putin", "kim"]}, {t:"Arrogance", l:["macron", "merkel"]}, {t:"Border closure", l:["castro", "napoleon"]}, {t:"Death-stare", l:["obama", "lincoln"]}] } ]; /* --- LOGIC ENGINE --- */ let mIdx = 0, mScore = {}; let lIdx = 0, lScore = {}; function startMusic() { mIdx = 0; mScore = {}; document.getElementById('m-intro').classList.add('hidden'); document.getElementById('m-game').classList.remove('hidden'); renderMusic(); } function renderMusic() { const q = mQuestions[mIdx]; document.getElementById('m-question').innerText = q.q; document.getElementById('m-progress').style.width = ((mIdx / mQuestions.length) * 100) + "%"; const cont = document.getElementById('m-answers'); cont.innerHTML = ''; q.a.forEach(ans => { const b = document.createElement('button'); b.className = "ans-btn"; b.innerText = ans.t; b.onclick = () => { ans.l.forEach(l => mScore[l] = (mScore[l] || 0) + 1); if(mIdx < mQuestions.length - 1) { mIdx++; renderMusic(); } else { finishMusic(); } }; cont.appendChild(b); }); } function finishMusic() { document.getElementById('m-game').classList.add('hidden'); document.getElementById('m-loading').classList.remove('hidden'); setTimeout(() => { document.getElementById('m-loading').classList.add('hidden'); let win = Object.keys(mScore).reduce((a, b) => mScore[a] > mScore[b] ? a : b) || "taylor"; document.getElementById('m-res-name').innerText = mData[win].name; document.getElementById('m-res-desc').innerText = mData[win].desc; document.getElementById('m-result').classList.remove('hidden'); }, 2000); } function startLeader() { lIdx = 0; lScore = {}; document.getElementById('l-intro').classList.add('hidden'); document.getElementById('l-game').classList.remove('hidden'); renderLeader(); } function renderLeader() { const q = lQuestions[lIdx]; document.getElementById('l-question').innerText = q.q; document.getElementById('l-progress').style.width = ((lIdx / lQuestions.length) * 100) + "%"; const cont = document.getElementById('l-answers'); cont.innerHTML = ''; q.a.forEach(ans => { const b = document.createElement('button'); b.className = "ans-btn"; b.innerText = ans.t; b.onclick = () => { ans.l.forEach(l => lScore[l] = (lScore[l] || 0) + 1); if(lIdx < lQuestions.length - 1) { lIdx++; renderLeader(); } else { finishLeader(); } }; cont.appendChild(b); }); } function finishLeader() { document.getElementById('l-game').classList.add('hidden'); document.getElementById('l-loading').classList.remove('hidden'); setTimeout(() => { document.getElementById('l-loading').classList.add('hidden'); let win = Object.keys(lScore).reduce((a, b) => lScore[a] > lScore[b] ? a : b) || "washington"; document.getElementById('l-res-name').innerText = lData[win].name; document.getElementById('l-res-desc').innerText = lData[win].desc; document.getElementById('l-result').classList.remove('hidden'); }, 2000); }

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Which World Leader
Is Your Cat?

Uncover your feline's true political identity. Is your cat a charismatic diplomat or a tiny ruthless dictator?

const leaders = { obama: { name: "Barack Obama", desc: "Your cat is cool, charismatic, and always 5 steps ahead. They solve household disputes with a purr and look great in every photo." }, trump: { name: "Donald Trump", desc: "Loud, proud, and hungry! Your cat runs this house like a billion-dollar empire and won't stop until the 'Wall of Treats' is built." }, lincoln: { name: "Abraham Lincoln", desc: "An honest and wise leader. Your cat carries a quiet authority and probably spends long hours in deep, thoughtful contemplation." }, putin: { name: "Vladimir Putin", desc: "The master of shadows. Your cat doesn't meow; they send messages. Very disciplined, very strategic, and always watching." }, merkel: { name: "Angela Merkel", desc: "The 'Mutti' of the house. Calm, efficient, and capable of handling any crisis (like a vacuum cleaner) with stoic logic." }, biden: { name: "Joe Biden", desc: "Friendly, slightly chaotic, but loves everyone. The kind of leader who just wants a nap and a good bowl of ice cream (or tuna)." }, thatcher: { name: "Margaret Thatcher", desc: "The Iron Lady. She doesn't ask for treats—she demands them. A firm leader who tolerates zero nonsense from the dog." }, johnson: { name: "Boris Johnson", desc: "Messy hair, party vibes, and absolute chaos. Your cat is the life of the party but leaves a trail of 'political scandals' behind." }, trudeau: { name: "Justin Trudeau", desc: "The heartthrob leader. Your cat is incredibly charming and can get away with any crime just by looking cute." }, macron: { name: "Emmanuel Macron", desc: "An intellectual elite. Your cat prefers the finer things in life and likely judges your choice of cheap kibble." }, napoleon: { name: "Napoleon", desc: "Small stature, massive ego. Your cat is currently plotting to expand their empire into the neighbor's yard." }, gandhi: { name: "Mahatma Gandhi", desc: "A peaceful soul. Your cat believes in non-violent resistance (unless the dinner is 5 minutes late)." }, churchill: { name: "Winston Churchill", desc: "We shall never surrender! Your cat will fight to the bitter end for that last piece of chicken on your plate." }, fdr: { name: "F.D. Roosevelt", desc: "A resilient visionary. Your cat is always coming up with 'New Deals' to get more treats for the household." }, kennedy: { name: "JFK", desc: "Youthful, energetic, and a star. Your cat has that 'Space Race' energy—constantly zooming to the moon and back." }, castro: { name: "Fidel Castro", desc: "A true revolutionary. Your cat has occupied the bed and refuses to leave until their demands are met." }, merir: { name: "Golda Meir", desc: "Strong and protective. The true matriarch who keeps the household safe from all intruders (mostly mailmen)." }, modi: { name: "Narendra Modi", desc: "Powerful and tradition-focused. Your cat loves being the center of attention during large family gatherings." }, kim: { name: "Kim Jong Un", desc: "A total supreme leader. In their mind, they are a god, and the laser pointer is a weapon of mass destruction." }, washington: { name: "George Washington", desc: "The Founding Father. Stoic, legendary, and would never tell a lie (except about who really broke that vase)." } }; const questions = [ { q: "What would be your cat's official Campaign Slogan?", a: [ {t: "Make My Bowl Full Again", l:["trump", "kim", "johnson"]}, {t: "Yes We Can (Open the Fridge)", l:["obama", "biden", "trudeau"]}, {t: "A Future Without Vacuums", l:["lincoln", "washington", "gandhi"]}, {t: "Change: More Tuna, Fewer Rules", l:["putin", "thatcher", "macron", "napoleon"]} ]}, { q: "A strange cat is at the window. How does your Leader respond?", a: [ {t: "Rhetorical growling and posturing", l:["trump", "putin", "kim"]}, {t: "Ignores the 'commoners' with elite arrogance", l:["macron", "merkel", "thatcher"]}, {t: "Immediate border closure (hissing at the glass)", l:["castro", "napoleon", "churchill"]}, {t: "Hypnotizes the intruder with a death-stare", l:["obama", "lincoln", "meir"]} ]}, { q: "How does your cat win the hearts of their 'voters' (you)?", a: [ {t: "Pure populism: Loud purring and biscuits", l:["biden", "trudeau", "obama"]}, {t: "Posing elegantly in the sunlight", l:["macron", "merkel", "kennedy"]}, {t: "Strategic bribes (bringing you a toy mouse)", l:["lincoln", "fdr", "washington"]}, {t: "Ignores you until you beg for their attention", l:["putin", "thatcher", "modi"]} ]}, { q: "What's the first Law your cat would pass?", a: [ {t: "The 'Open Door' Constitution (No closed doors!)", l:["trudeau", "macron", "kennedy"]}, {t: "Nationalization of all Treat Supplies", l:["trump", "kim", "castro"]}, {t: "Total Ban on the Terrorist Vacuum Cleaner", l:["merkel", "lincoln", "gandhi"]}, {t: "Mandatory 22-hour Nap Policy", l:["biden", "obama", "washington"]} ]}, { q: "How does your cat patrol the territory at night?", a: [ {t: "Silent shadow agent (Ninja mode)", l:["putin", "napoleon", "meir"]}, {t: "They don't - the President sleeps for the nation", l:["biden", "washington", "merkel"]}, {t: "Zoomie-Rally: Running up walls to scare enemies", l:["johnson", "trump", "fdr"]}, {t: "Strategic occupation of your pillow", l:["obama", "lincoln", "trudeau"]} ]}, { q: "The 'Vase-Gate' Scandal: A vase is broken. Their reaction?", a: [ {t: "The 'No Comment' silent treatment", l:["merkel", "obama", "meir"]}, {t: "Claims it's 'Fake News' and blames the dog", l:["trump", "johnson", "kim"]}, {t: "Starts grooming to distract from the guilt", l:["macron", "trudeau", "kennedy"]}, {t: "Mews loudly that the vase was a security threat", l:["putin", "thatcher", "napoleon"]} ]}, { q: "Inauguration Day: Their first hour in your house?", a: [ {t: "Marked territory and taxed the treats", l:["trump", "putin", "castro"]}, {t: "Gave a 45-minute speech (meowing) no one understood", l:["obama", "lincoln", "modi"]}, {t: "Immediately fired the 'staff' (you) and set rules", l:["thatcher", "macron", "napoleon"]}, {t: "Changed the laws to sleep on your face", l:["biden", "trudeau", "churchill"]} ]}, { q: "IRS Audit: You open a bag of chips. Their reaction?", a: [ {t: "Mandatory Snack-Tax: They sit on your chest", l:["trump", "johnson", "kim"]}, {t: "Sues for emotional distress (demands tuna)", l:["macron", "trudeau", "churchill"]}, {t: "Plans a covert operation to steal a chip", l:["putin", "thatcher", "napoleon"]}, {t: "Goes on a hunger strike until they get some", l:["gandhi", "lincoln", "merkel"]} ]} ]; let currentQ = 0; let scores = {}; function show(id) { document.querySelectorAll('.screen').forEach(s => s.classList.add('hidden')); document.getElementById(id).classList.remove('hidden'); } function startQuiz() { currentQ = 0; scores = {}; renderQuestion(); show('screen-quiz'); } function renderQuestion() { const q = questions[currentQ]; document.getElementById('q-title').innerText = q.q; document.getElementById('progress-fill').style.width = ((currentQ / questions.length) * 100) + '%'; const cont = document.getElementById('q-answers'); cont.innerHTML = ''; q.a.forEach(ans => { const btn = document.createElement('button'); btn.className = "answer-btn w-full text-left p-5 rounded-2xl text-white font-medium transition-all transform active:scale-95"; btn.innerText = ans.t; btn.onclick = () => { ans.l.forEach(l => scores[l] = (scores[l] || 0) + 1); if(currentQ < questions.length - 1) { currentQ++; renderQuestion(); } else { showResult(); } }; cont.appendChild(btn); }); } function showResult() { show('screen-loading'); setTimeout(() => { let winner = Object.keys(scores).reduce((a, b) => scores[a] > scores[b] ? a : b) || "washington"; document.getElementById('res-name').innerText = leaders[winner].name; document.getElementById('res-desc').innerText = leaders[winner].desc; show('screen-result'); }, 2500); } window.onload = function() { show('screen-hero'); };
Classified Intelligence

THE PARTNER
VIBE CHECK

Is your partner a soulmate or a security risk? Our Feline Intelligence Agency (FIA) will now audit your relationship. Blinks will be counted. Judgment will be served.

Final Verdict
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Re-Audit Subject

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